Disclaimer: Mr. Nice Guy requested that I post this for him.
Here is what he requested I say: "Oh, Lilly, my greatest love, would you please go out with me? I am enamoured with you, my passion knows no bounds. My heart bursts with joy when I see the words 'Dreamer logged in' and withers in sorrow when I see 'Dreamer logged out'. It is said that every man has one woman that is meant for him. Please, join me and be my one!"